One Hen, Two Ducks, Three Squawking Geese, Four Limerick Oysters, Five Corpulent Porpoises, Six Pairs of Don Alverzo's Tweezers, Seven Thousand Macedonian Warriors in Battle Array, Eight Brass Monkeys from the Ancient Secret Crypts of Egypt​.​.​., by The Experimental

One Hen, Two Ducks, Three Squawking Geese, Four Limerick Oysters, Five Corpulent Porpoises, Six Pairs of Don Alverzo's Tweezers, Seven Thousand Macedonian Warriors in Battle Array, Eight Brass Monkeys from the Ancient Secret Crypts of Egypt...

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Who knew bandcamp had a character requirement? We sure didn't and we sure ain't pleased. Anyway, the full album name is as follows:

One Hen, Two Ducks, Three Squawking Geese, Four Limerick Oysters, Five Corpulent Porpoises, Six Pairs of Don Alverzo's Tweezers, Seven Thousand Macedonian Warriors in Battle Array, Eight Brass Monkeys from the Ancient Secret Crypts of Egypt, Nine Apathetic, Sympathetic, Diabetic Old Men on Roller Skates with a Marked Propensity Towards Procrastination and Sloth, and Ten Lyrical, Spherical, Diabolical Denizens of the Deep Who All Stall Around the Corner of the Quo of the Quay of the Quivery, All at the Same Time

Trax 1-23 from Anti
Trax 24-45 from Three Mounds of Sound
Trax 46-71 from Nio
Trax 72-103 from Oh My Goodness!
Trax 104-129 from Oni
Trax 130-156 from Elscree

All of this was made from 2013-2014

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released April 2, 2020

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